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HI GUYS I WROTE YOU A PRIMER FOR THE 2015 GE (GOOSE EGG)

Jedward Milliraybans - Liberace - A free Jedward for every citizen! Also something about Trident gum idk

Davide Cameroon - Constipated - Something about the Scottish? Everyone must become scottish? Also kitchen tax for when people don’t use their kettles often enough.

Rick Kleg - Labrador Democracy - Like the noble labrador the labrador democrats will roll over the second they’re challenged in anything political.

Nigella Farrier - UCHIPS - They want more chips for everyone British with plans to functionally ban anyone foreign from eating chips ever again. Also, not a huge supporter of EU (Extended Undulation)

Natalie “Burn-it” Bennett - That really minging shade of green that looks like puke, you know the one i’m talking about right, party - The only lady allowed to do politics in the UK since she wrestled the ghost of Thatcher for the right to run for PM (Professional Madonna). She wants to make ghost wrestling mandatory for male politicians as well!

Nicola Bigfish - SNP (Socialist Noddy Party) - The SNP want to reboot children’s cartoons with a Socialist message! Also something about an independent Skegness?

Leanne “Woody Harrelson” Wood - Plaid Cymru (Jacket in Welsh) - They want to bulldoze all of Wales and replace it with a giant welsh poppy field! (My personal voting choice because flowers are nice)

I hope this helps you choose who to vote for but remember Mr Brand only decided voting was good after registration closed so only remember to vote after voting is closed k?

31

Dec. '14

My best of 2014

Best of 2014:

Albums
1. 1989 - Taylor Swift
2. Ultraviolence - Lana Del Ray
3. Live Life Living - Example
4. A Perfect Contradiction - Paloma Faith
5. Pale Communion - Opeth

Films
1. Gone Girl
2. Guardians of the Galaxy
3. Hobbit: Battle (Goat) of Five Armies
4. X-Men: Days of Futures Past
5. Captain America 2: Winter Soldier

Comics
1. The Wicked + The Divine
2. Ms Marvel
3. Saga
4. Pretty Deadly
5. Tie - (Batman/Spider-Man)

Game
1. Dragon Age Inquisition
2. Shadow of Mordor
3. Fantasy Life
4. Fable Anniversary
5. Wolf Among Us

Worst Things in 2014
5. Current Generation Consoles
4. Doctor Who Season 8
3. The 1975
2. Interstellar
1. Russell Brand

22

Aug. '14

If you follow the Recurrence back long enough you eventually get to around 10BC so it kinda throws my original thinking that Jesus was a God for a loop unless for some reason time got a bit broken or one god or another managed to stealth impregnate someone for 10 years before he was born and he literally was “A Son of God”